The biggest news in weeks is something that has this writer in a full out female tizzy. The most celebrated macabre artist of the century has found a new home in our town. The art lovers in New Helena are having a field day with this news, the Waldorf Allen Gallery of Fine Arts is in an uproar with their attempts to attract the artist to have a show very soon.
Now for everyone else out there who is thinking this could not possibly be the biggest news to happen in weeks, let me explain further. It is not only the fact this artist is extremely talented, it is his appearance that has the rest of the population in this city going nuts. His name is Clive Ballantine and he is a vision of the perfect specimen. Tall and lean with dark hair and eyes so deep and dark they seem to look into my soul and I hope picturing what my red hair would look like spread across his pillow. He is also one of the most best dressed men you could ever dream of seeing walk down the street. Never without his Prada shoes or Versace suit he will have your head turning for a second or third look every time.
There is no word yet where he will be living, though where else would a man like Mr. Ballantine live besides Río de Riquezas? You can bet this is one young woman who will have scouts outside that shining tower waiting to see a glimpse of the great man himself.
Magnolia Mansfield
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Tags: Ballantine, Gossip
July 11, 2008 at 3:34 pm
oh my god! like, dudes, when my dad got the transfer here i just totally freaked my ass out over it because holy shit this is where ballantine lives! and if you do not know who ballantine is then i do not want to talk to you. he is only the most famous artist and my total idol. i worship the ground his hot sexy prada size 13 feet walk on. his art is just so far beyond amazing i die everytime I see anything of his. so like, i am totally going to be finding him here!
not, ya know, like a stalker or anything. but omg ballantine!
lucy richards
total ballantine fangirl!
July 11, 2008 at 3:52 pm
I love this, and especially Clive. (:
I love how this was created and everything oh, and the new host and site! (:
Woo love it.
July 11, 2008 at 4:24 pm
I love the newspaper! Obviously, this is an awesome update. I don’t know much about Clive other than he shoots up often, (heroin?) and he’s an artist which makes him fucking awesome anyway.